Do you know what I love more than anything else in the world?! MAIL! So if you have any questions, comments, concerns, or would like some unqualified sex or relationship advice, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org. Let's pretend this is The Notebook and you write me every day for a year and then we fall in love. IF YOU'RE A BIRD, I'M A BIRD.
If writing me long, poetic prose isn't your jam, you can find me all over social media. I'm on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Myspace, LinkedIn and your Mom's group chat. Hey Linda!